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Iran War: bad guys, rose petals and donuts – Trump tries for the Big Maduro

Iran War: bad guys, rose petals and donuts – Trump tries for the Big Maduro

by Marcus Hellyer and Michael Shoebridge | Mar 4, 2026 | Featured, Podcasts, Policy, Strategy & Capability

Iran War: bad guys, rose petals and donuts – Trump | RSS.com Marcus and Michael reflect on their wisdom in modifying the Grumpies bunker to hold thousands of litres of diesel and 8 pallets of tinned tomatoes, as the war escalates in the Middle East. They set out...
The new Trump doctrine: ‘We break it, you own it’

The new Trump doctrine: ‘We break it, you own it’

by Michael Shoebridge | Mar 3, 2026 | Featured, Policy

America’s approach to the world has changed fundamentally.  The era of its failed wars in Iraq and Afghanistan is over, along with the big idea behind them. That was then Secretary of State Colin Powell’s famous line “You break it, you own it”, based on the...
Out with the old in with the new: Ambassador Rudd’s legacy and replacement

Out with the old in with the new: Ambassador Rudd’s legacy and replacement

by Michael Shoebridge | Feb 27, 2026 | AUKUS, China

Kevin Rudd’s 3 years as Australian ambassador in Washington have shown he can ride rollercoasters and survive.  In 3 short years, Kevin Rudd has had a box seat not available to any other Australian to watch the whiplashing changes in the US – and in American...
Iran War: bad guys, rose petals and donuts – Trump tries for the Big Maduro

Plumbing new depths in politics. And Chinese sub numbers & PLA purges – actually mindboggling

by Marcus Hellyer and Michael Shoebridge | Feb 26, 2026 | AUKUS, China, Podcasts

Plumbing new depths in politics. And Chinese sub n | RSS.com Marcus goes diving to try to find rock bottom in Australian political discourse, but has to come up for air. He at least found the curious case of a Canberra cafe that police found had put up satirical...
ISIS families: are we more afraid and less compassionate than we were in 2019?

ISIS families: are we more afraid and less compassionate than we were in 2019?

by Michael Shoebridge | Feb 23, 2026 | Policy

How is it that Australians – and our political leaders across the spectrum – seem so afraid of 34 women and children who have been living in a camp in Syria for 6 years?  And why do we lazily talk about them as “ISIS brides” when the majority are...
Iran War: bad guys, rose petals and donuts – Trump tries for the Big Maduro

Mindboggling! celebrating $30 billion on sub sheds (not actual subs), while leaders outdo One Nation’s darker instincts

by Marcus Hellyer and Michael Shoebridge | Feb 19, 2026 | Defence Budget, Podcasts, Policy

Mindboggling! celebrating $30 billion on sub sheds | RSS.com The Grumpy Strategists boggle at the sheer chutzpah of PM Albanese and State Premier Malinauskas announcing as a triumph spending $30 billion & taking until 2040 to build submarine construction sheds...
History and Service tradition relevant to a modern military? Apparently they’re just costly and counterproductive….

History and Service tradition relevant to a modern military? Apparently they’re just costly and counterproductive….

by Michael Shoebridge | Feb 13, 2026 | Defence Budget, Policy

You know a family is in trouble when they start flogging off the furniture to fund their lifestyle.  First, it’s bits of the family silver and grandad’s stamp collection, then the holiday house. But as the trouble deepens, it’s mum’s jewels and then the family home....
Iran War: bad guys, rose petals and donuts – Trump tries for the Big Maduro

Australia’s Defence budget: a sugar hit followed by a $2.6 billion cut. Take that, Mr Trump, sir!

by Marcus Hellyer and Michael Shoebridge | Feb 10, 2026 | Defence Budget, Featured, Podcasts

Australia’s defence budget update: a sugar hit fol | RSS.com The Grumpy Strategists pan for gold in 234 pages of dense, incoherent Government paperwork setting out the Albanese Government’s revised plans for our nation’s defence, and find some rather...
Defence’s 2025-26 budget update— billions spent earlier, but billions go out the back door

Defence’s 2025-26 budget update— billions spent earlier, but billions go out the back door

by Marcus Hellyer | Feb 10, 2026 | Defence Budget, Featured, Policy

The Defence portfolio’s mid-year budget update, the Portfolio Additional Estimates Statements (PAES), has dropped and will be discussed at upcoming Senate estimates hearings. The PAES is meant to disclose any changes to the funding picture since the Portfolio Budget...
Iran War: bad guys, rose petals and donuts – Trump tries for the Big Maduro

Deceased estate: Oz Defence sells the silver to fund poor lifestyle choices, & US obliterating Iranian nukes (again).

by Marcus Hellyer and Michael Shoebridge | Feb 5, 2026 | Defence Budget, Podcasts, Strategy & Capability

Deceased estate: Oz Defence sells the silver to fu | RSS.com The Grumpy Strategists look at the recent ‘historic” plan for Australia’s Defence real estate (okay, a shameless Government asset sale of historic sites to perhaps produce a one-off cash...
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